(Special edition designed for American use. We apologise to all decent Americans that some parts of the dictionary may seem offensive, but due to factual circumstances, the present and former governments they fund with their tay-money merit special attention)
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Afghanistan:
Albright: Payment of an exorbitant price in human lives in order to have control over oil-rich area. (EX: We really have to fix this bloody albright before we are forced to produce more economical cars!)
Allende, Salvador: Democratically elected president of Chile. Toppled and killed after coup engineered by CIA and some generals, to allow dictator Pinochet to take power. (SEE: Kissinger, CIA).
Ambition: What drives a person to seek achievement in various fields, unless it turns out to be too troublesome, is an obstacle in the career or runs a risk of being critizised by the market.
Angola: Country in Africa very rich on natural resources, like gold, copper, diamonds, etc. For many years torn apart by internal fighting between warlords anqious to get their hands on especially rich areas, often encouraged, payed and armed by western corporations. (SEE: UNITA, CIA, Savimbi).
Arafat: Person believed by Israel to be in command of and master planner of all terrorist activities in the middle east area in spite of the fact that they have held him incommunicado in a sealed place for many months.
Ashcroft, John: US General Attorney and responsible for law and order. Politically slightly to the right of Djingis Khan and a devoted christian except when it comes to living and acting by the christian principles of tolerance and benevolence.
Assassination: Favourite CIA method of convincing other countries to give up democracy and join the right-wing dictatorship of “free” trade and capitalism.
Attac: Global organization that wants to fight the dangerous consequences of amok-running capitalism, in the form of currency and other monetary speculation, by introducing a Tobin Tax of 0,05 % on such operations. (SEE: Tobin Tax).
Axis of Evil: 1) Crooked axis with right center in Washington, reaching London and turning south to include Israel on other side. Famous for the members´ habit of never using better means to solve real or imagined problems, when a good dose of military violence might possibly do it. 2) The imagined trajectory line from muzzle of Israeli soldier´s gun into the back of Palestinian child.
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B52: Flying contraption making it possible to kill a great number of unknown people from high altitude thereby showing displeasure of their persuations from American viewpoint.
Bank: Economic establishment whose object is to sort out the money of the citizenry to result in maximum profit for the bank and maximum risk for the citizen. A Bank is governed by highly paid CEOs who are supposed to act in the interest of the Bank but are in reality acting in the interest of CEOs. (SEE: Greed).
Bay of Pigs: Disastrous operation by CIA and Cuban expatriots of violent right-wing model in order to take over Cuba, oust Castro and re-introduce corporarate fascism. (SEE: CIA, Castro, Cuba, Kennedy).
Bin Laden, Osama: Alleged leader of terrorist network. Alleged planner of atrocity. Alleged to be on the run from American retaliation. Proven recipient of help from CIA in form of terrorist-training, money, arms, rockets and explosives.
Blair: 1) USA´s governor in Britain. 2) Politician with fixed, phony smile. 3) War criminal.
Blowback: Unforeseen and unwanted resulting effect of successful covert operation, usually to oust unwanted leaders and governments. (EX: 1) Backing by CIA and the British to topple Iraqi leader Kassim in the 60s helped prepare the ground for Saddam Hussein to take power, thereby inviting future disaster. 2) Funding, arming and supplying terrorist training to Bin Laden´s holy warriors in order to oust Soviet from Afghanistan produced unwanted results in USA in Sept. 2001).
Blum, William: Author to “Rogue State”, a guide to the world´s only superpower, and other books of importance. Courageous writer who sees clearly what 90 % of his American countrymen for some strange reason seem unable to see or grasp.
Britney: Modern form av sales promotion directed towards tone deaf music- and sexentusiasts. (EX: We need a little more hyped up britney to sell this product. Let´s save on the packing costs and concentrate on the sex-image).
Brussels: 1) Belgium´s capital. Wellknown for its paedophilia-industry, corrupt politicians and high salaries for bureaucrats. 2) THE God for European citizens.
Bush G.: 1) Man from Texas who, because of faults in uneducated electorate and irresponsible media, became elected president. 2) Guilty of having produced (at least) two sons and pushed one to become governor and destroy Florida and the other to become president and destroy America. 3) War criminal.
Bush G.W.: 1) Man from Texas who, by faults in electronic machines and irresponsibel Supreme Court, became elected president. Slightly damaged in the empathy centers of the brain and living by his family´s credo “Those who are not with us are to be bombed to molecules”. 2) War criminal.
Businessman: Individual driven by inner urge to become millionaire by all possible means that are slightly more profitable than illegal as long as most of them can be kept under wraps from IRS, FBI and the general public.
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Career: Steady upwardsdirected movement of professional character that keeps going on until the person involved has passed his maximum level of competence, unless he happens to have good friends in the administration in which case it never stops.
Carter, Jimmy: Former American president with officially declared values of decency and honesty. President who helped Africa´s worst dictator Mobutu crack down on popular uprising and stay in power by giving him military aid. (SEE: Mobutu, Lumumba).
Castro, Fidel: 1) A threat to the security of USA as he doesn´t want Big US corporations plus mafia to take over his country and insist providing his people with good, free education and health services. 2) Favourite target for CIA´s destabilization-projects of greatest ludicrousness. (SEE: CIA, Cuba, Bay of Pigs).
CEO (Chief Executive Officer): Manager of private corporation in high position. CEOs can usually be identified easily because they have a tendency to speak in commanding voices, demand exorbitant salaries, run and hide when the going gets tough and run their companies on the principle: Privatize the profits, socialize the losses. (SEE: Enron, Lay Kenneth, Greed).
Cheney, Dick: VicePresident of USA, predictor and disciple of eternal war and helpful squasher of human and civil rights and liberties.
Chomsky, Noam: Fearless critic of US foreign policy and military and CIA operations and interventions. Professor at MIT. No 1 on the Bush clan´s hate list together with Saddam Hussein.
CIA (Central Intelligence Agency): Semi-secret spy-agency based in US, that is used to remove unwanted, often democratic, governments around the world that don´t follow USA´s orders but insist on running their countries as they please. CIA, with an estimated budget of $ 30 BN and some 20.000 agents, has lately to some extent been replaced by other organizations that achieve the same result by economic blackmail, which allows CIA to concentrate on its central task, harrassing opposers to corporate world domination. (SEE: WTO, IMF, World Bank). CIA´s most famous feat was to implant spying equipment in cat, using tail as antenna, to find out what arch-enemy FBI was up to. Unluckily $5 million spy cat was run over by cab on first mission. (SEE ALSO: Lumumba, Mobutu, Mossadeq, Kassim, Allende, Pinochet, Hussein, Taliban, Shah, Somoza, Suharto, Sukarno, Savimbi, Noriega, Bin Laden, Freedom and Blowback).
Clinton: 1) 8-year period of unexpected and undesired turmoil. 2) A penetrating oral probe used to check sensitivity to strange objects. (EX: Don´t worry Monica, this hard, unyielding clinton might feel strange at first but it will be over in a moment. It´s for your own sake, remember!)
Cloning: A modern way to multiply an organism. Through cloning it is possible e.g. to produce 100 Bushes, all with the same mental capacity, who for an eternity can be in power in USA and bomb the shit out of the rest of us.
Collateral Damage: 1) An undesired effect of bombing from 30.000 ft and paranoid or overzealous commanders, causing great loss of life and wanton destruction. (SEE: B52). 2) A desired effect of allowing big corporations to buy and own politicians, lawmakers and presidents, causing great harm to society. (SEE: Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush,).
Computer: Electronic machine capable of performing millions of computations per second and sorting thousands of messages in chronological order, but mostly used by kids to play games where one shoots at little green men and by their fathers to design missiles or programs to complicate other computers.
Consultant: Professional who helps improve a company´s profits by recommending kicking out half the workforce, changing drapes in canteen and quadrupling the salary for CEOs.
Cuba: Small country south of Florida. Because of bearded leader with socialist bent, considered to be an unendurable threat to the giant and mighty neighbor to the north who so far have been kind enough only to try to invade Cuba once and assassinate its leader, Castro, some times. (SEE: CIA, Castro).
Cruise Missile: Flying bomb with navigatory capacity. Weapon that, in contrast to most of the politicians fond of using it, can correct its forward direction when information indicates its on the wrong course.
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Democracy: Form of ruling countries that demands participation of well-informed citizenry, open debate and noncorrupt politicians and therefore has become almost nonexistant in the world except as word without foundation used in speeches.
Destabilization: Method of improving the relations to other countries by removing their, often democratic and legal, governments, and replacing them with obedient capitalist dictators. Cheaper than open war and therefore favoured by USA. (SEE: CIA, Bush, Kissinger).
Dictator: USA´s favourite style of ruler in any country rich on population and raw materials and poor on nukes and money. (SEE: Suharto, Marcos, Shah, Pinochet, Noriega, Somoza, Papa Doc, Mobutu Sese Seko, Sharon).
Disney: Inventor of animated mouse that threatens to take over the world by reducing thinking human beings to silly kids.
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Economist: Well educated person who with mathematical proof can tell that the best time to invest in certain stock was 8 ½ months ago, and can explain why their own economical theories just doesn´t work, as soon as are demonstrably proven not to work. E can be compared to soothsayers who forecast the weather and coming events by investigating the entrails of dead groundhogs. (SEE: Friedman, Merton & Sholes).
Eisenhower: President in USA in the 50s. Supreme commander over the allied forces during WWII. Warned at an early stage for the “military-industrial establishment but unfortunately when nobody listened. (SEE: Lumumba).
Election: Procedure to chose which of two bribed candidates should for the next four years work to promote corporate interests and tax citizens endurance, patience and incomes to fund biggest possible military build up to interfere with strategically located countries unable to retaliate. (SEE: Lottery).
EMU: Monetary currency cooperation between European countries in order to create unemployment for workers and holiday trips for the directors of national banks.
Energy: 1) Something needed to get up in the morning. 2) Commodity that drives cars, fridges and TV appliances and can be manipulated to fetch exorbitant prices because of bent politicians. (SEE: Enron, GW Bush).
Enron: Energy conglomerate famous for friendly relations with president, price-manipulation, deception and going bankrupt after a Mr Lay and his co-conspirators scarpered with some billions.
E-Mail: Form of electronic mail delivery system. E. is used mainly to transmit unwanted advertising, “spam”, to sell dieting products, investment “help”, pornography or Korean lotteries to persons who are underweight, poor, purists or can´t read Korean in the form of [Á¤º¸] °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î »ìÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.!!!! from °èÈÆÀÏ
Euro: An European currency introduced 2002 which can be used in all Europe with some exceptions. Euro simplifies the trade as one can easily exchange one country´s Euro to another one´s at the border (against a small fee).
Expert: Any knowledgeable person, who can express the well-founded opinion that most promotes his future career.
Extremist: Any individual not agreeing with John Ashcroft.
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Fanatic: A religious individual, provided he is of the moslem faith and doesn´t wave an American flag.
FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation: Federal crime fighting force specializing in smoking out commies and harassing citizens with views to the left of the republican party. Main occupation and goal: To embarrass archenemy CIA. Founded by J. Edgar Hoover to fight public enemies no 1-no 25. (SEE: Bonnie and Clyde in the latest version). Home for some 28.000 agents and funded by $ 3 BN by the taxpayers but unable to prevent hijackers to crash planes into buildings. (SEE: Hoover, CIA, Quantico).
Flag: Necessary equipment to wave to avoid being taken into custody by the authorities in USA, suspected of belonging to fanatical terrorist network.
Fortune: The result of hard work and clean living provided you are born into a rich family, has white skin and know how to fiddle the books or break the law. (SEE: Nixon).
Freedom: Together with democracy what America claims to be promoting for the rest of the world and in whose professed interest since 1945, it has intervened abroad in 66 different instances. CIA or military have been more or less spectacular or successful in these their crusades and recievers of their attention seem most often adversely inclined to this special form of freedom and democracy. (SEE: Democracy, CIA, China, Marshall Islands, Italy, Greece, Philippines, Korea, Albania, Eastern Europe, Germany, Iran, Guatemala, Costa Rica, Middle East, Indonesia, Haiti, Western Europe, Guyana, Iraq, Soviet, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Ecuador, Congo, Algeria, Brazil, Peru, Dominican Republic, Cuba, Indonesia, Ghana, Uruguay, Chile, Greece, South Africa, Australia, Bolivia, Iraq, Portugal, East Timor, Angola, Jamaica, Honduras, Nicaragua, Philippines, Seychelles, South Yemen, South Korea, Chad, Grenada, Suriname, Libya, Fiji, Panama, Afghanistan, El Salvador, Haiti,Bulgaria, Albania, Somalia, Iraq, Peru, Mexico, Colombia AND finally Yugoslavia. NOTE: Some countries appear repeatedly as many tries may have been done).
Fundamentalist: The neoliberal label on every individual who is prepared to draw the personal consequences of his views and convictions.
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Gates: Expensive computer-program designed to crash regularly. (EX: Watch out guys, this gates can cost us a fortune unless we can get the bugs out of it!).
Globalization: The international application of the principle that those who have little have to have to give what they have to those who have an awful lot.
God: Characters who may or may not exist but in whose name much bloodshed has taken place, referred to and excused as HIS will. (Nobody knows what his wishes are even though some claim to be in daily contact with him). God is believed to be omnipotent and omniscient but still belived to need assistance in rooting out his adversaries by human armies. Alleged to have a son called Jesus, but foisting the childs upbringing and care on innocent Josef. (SEE: Bush, Economist, CEO, Mammon, THE Market, Allah, Shiva, Brama, Vishnu, Kali).
Golf: Sport where the purpose is to hit a small expensive ball with an expensive club on an expensive country club, to make it fly or roll here and there over a bit of manicured grass until it disappears in a nearby forest or in a bunker full of sand, or until player has had enough and disappears into nearby bar to correct his stance.
Greed: 1) Capitalism´s basic reason. 2) Severe human condition, often bordering on the pathalogical, caused by contempt for fellow beings and misguided values caused by faulty toilet-training in childhood. (SEE: Gates, USA, CEO, Mobutu).
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Hegemony: What USA wants to have over the world, including the space around it, according to repeated declarations from Rumsfeld and Pentagon. (SEE: Rumsfeld).
Hell: A place where those not believing in the proper God, or not heeding his reported will, have to go when they die, unless they are catholics and repent by saying a few Hail Marys, in which case they are allowed to enter Heaven whose whereabouts is supposed to be in the sky above you. Which is confusing since in Manila and Montreal the location of such a place must be different. Those not believing in God do equally not believe in Hell and are therefore uncertain of future destination. (SEE: God, Travel Agents).
Heroin: 1) Woman in Hollywood-movie who relies on sexy outfit to fight evil and always faints at the crucial moment causing hero to temporarily land in deep shit before he can shoot himself out of trouble carrying still sexy heroin. 2) Expensive and illegal drug . 3) Additional source of funding for American-backed allies in Afghanistan.
Hollywood: A location famous for producing cheap movies filled with violence and empty from intelligence, using an excess of silicone and anabolic stereoids and a minimum of female clothing. See also: Pamela, Schwartzenegger, USA.
Hoover, J. Edgar: Founder of Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), a federal crime fighting force used mainly to root out known, suspected or alleged communists. Fanatic anticommunist, blackmailer of politicians and friend of young, dapper men. (SEE: FBI).
Hussein, Saddam: 1) President of Iraq coming into power after CIA backed coup that toppled and killed former president Kassim and installed the fanatically anticommunist Baath-party. 2) A monster threating the whole world until CIA and US military can get him ousted at a cost of many, many billions in order to demonstrate to the world how democracy works. 3) Favoured customer to USA´s chemical and armament industries. 4) Possible War Criminal. (SEE: Bush, Clinton, Bush, CIA, Kassim).
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IMF (International Monetary Fund): USA-run international fund that helps (?) countries in need with economic backing IF these countries agree to make all privatizations and sell-outs IMF deems necessary to achieve worsened conditions for the people and better conditions for foreign (western) investors and businesses.
Incursion: Modern expression replacing the more correct “attack” when performed by Israel (or other friendly state) thus giving the impression that what is happening is merely a bit of friendly pushing forward in crowded area that just so happens to be filled with Palestinians minding their own business.
Insurance company: Company whose business method is to make a bet with you that your house will burn or your car crash. If your house burns or your car crashes (with or without you) you win! Otherwise the Insurance company wins.
Integrity: Trait of character that has rapidly became a threatened species in the hunt for gold and glory in western civilization.
Internet: World wide net for transferring electronic messages and images. On I. incredible amounts of trash, phaedophilia, ads, or nonsensical utterings can be transferred in split seconds in case you upgrade your computer regularly and pay through your nose for high speed connection.
Investor: Organization or individual having lots of loose money that need to be multiplied in shortest possible time by buying shares, companies, currencies or presidents that are capable of paying dividends more profitable than other activities (bank robbery, shoplifting, honest work) would.
Iraq: 1) Medium sized country in the middle east and producer of lots of oil. 2) Training and testing area for US Air Force and the explosives and missiles industry. (SEE: Bush, Clinton, Bush, CIA, Kassim).
Israel: Small jewish state in Middle East, usually led by militant Arab-haters and therefore very in favour with Washington and reciever of unending amounts of money and offensive weapons to fool them this makes them safer. All at the expense of American taxpayers and to the joy of American war industry. (SEE: Sharon, Arafat, Bush).
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Jerusalem: Most fought over city in the world, as it is a central holy place for devotees of three nonviolent religions. Accordingly Jews kill Moslems with arms supplied by Christians.
Jesus: 1) Inspirator to religious movement (christianity) developing 1975 years ago in Palestine that teaches peace, tolerance, benevolence, humbleness and simplicity and has come to be invoked whenever Americans feel bewildered (Oh, Jesus christ!!) or their leaders want to go bombing. His alleged father, God, the Lord, constantly referred to by western leaders to gain followers. (Most famous example: "I'm delighted that I've been invited out here today to salute you, who, in my view, are doing the Lord's work.", said by former US President George Bush Sr., addressing US air crews of the 332nd
Job: Occupation rapidly disappearing in the globalized word as no company want to pay salaries that the workers can survive on, but prefer to have persons, preferrably young and undemanding, in poor countries working for peanuts in appalling conditions. (SEE: Globalization).
Jogging: Training method to keep body fit and mind clear as a way to reach the next corner before the heart attack strikes as you are in that age.
Journalist: A profession in which the practicians are supposed to inform the general public of the true state of affairs in society, but which lately has deteriorated to mean (with admirable exceptions) telling the public what the rulers want to be told and keeping uncomfortable truths hidden from readers and viewers. (SEE: Integrity, Pravda, Fox, CNN, Rather).
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Kassim, Abdul Karim: Former, politically “neutralist”, leader of Iraq who took power after ousting monarch in 58. In 1960 Kassim was, unsuccessfully, assassinated by CIA. Helped create OPEC and in 62 set up a national oil-company to take advantage of the country´s resources. Next year toppled and killed, together with thousands of alleged or real communists, in coup backed and helped by CIA and the British, whereby the anticommunist Baath-party took power preparing the ground for a new favourite leader named Saddam. (SEE: CIA, Hussein, Blowback).
Kennedy, John F: President of USA 19-1963 when he was assassinated by unknown killer in Dallas, Texas. The murder was blamed on a Harvey Oswald, killed before trial, after most ridiculous explanation of trajectory of “magic bullet” by the Warren-commission. By many held as the best president in modern times. (SEE: Bay of Pigs, Cuba, Castro).
King: Man whose main function is to raise the circulation figure of the weeklies and cute princesses and lower the awareness of the society.
King, Martin Luther: Famous leader of American blacks who achieved some success in fighting for his people´s rights before being assassinated by right-wing extremist, by some thought to have worked in cahoots with moneyed interests.
Kissinger, Henry: 1) War criminal being harbored by USA, responsible for the death of more than 2 (two) million people in Indochine in the seventies and instigating state coup in Chile in 70s that led to dictator-rule for many years and caused further lives, torture and disappearances. (SEE: Nixon, CIA, Allende, Pinochet, 2) Reciever of the Nobel Peace prize by criminally naive Norwegian Parliament committee. (SEE: Believe it or nuts!).
Kohl, Helmut: Overweight Chancellor of Germany. Suspected, not unreasonably, to be very professional in accepting hidden and illegal funding.
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Lay, Kenneth: Head honcho at Enron, who, on the way to the top left all decency and honesty to get himself filthy rich, and on the way to send his company into bankrupcy. (SEE: Enron).
Logging: Deforestation in order to remove all plants that by raising above 2 ft threaten the profits of lumber companies or energy producers.
Lottery: Procedure whereby small pieces of paper are put into an envelope, or punched by machine in the hope of making it legible, and finally counted, unless decided otherwise by local judges, police-chiefs or the Supreme Court. This procedure decides who will for the next four years decide which countries should be bombed and which rich group needs tax-relief. (SEE: Election).
Lumumba, Patrice: Legally elected Prime Minister of Congo after the country gained independence in 1960. Striving to correct earlier injustices Lumumba was labelled a communist and after American pressure dismissed by the president. In 61 he was assassinated with CIA assistance and further unrest led to the emergence of Mobutu Sese Seko, “The eternal one”, who for the next 30 years robbed Congo (now Zaire) blind of everything with kind assistance of western corporations and CIA´s support. (SEE: CIA, Eisenhower, Carter, Bush G, Mobutu).
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Man: Technically oriented being who is hell-bent on doing everything by using complicated machines, whether it fills any function or not.
Market: A strange creature whose wishes are delivered to the believers by its priests, the economists. The market has a record of being highly nervous and irrational and prone to hysterics and is therefore the object of religious devotion by the libertarians and conservatives. (SEE: God).
Merton R & Scholes M: Winners of the ”Nobel-Prize” in economy 1997 for their unfailable theory on risk minimizing in the derivate trade. The company they started, to prove their theories in the real world, LTCM (Long Term Capital Management), unfortunately crashed after only one year and forced 16 big banks to bail out the investors to the tune of $ 3 Bn. It turned out that the calculation methods that earned M & S the “Nobel Prize”, were the cause as they only were built on historical data on earlier share-price developement.
Mobutu Sese Seko: Dictator and President of republic of Zaire (formerly Congo) 1965-1996 when he was ousted by Kabila. One of history´s worst economic criminals who sold out Zaire´s vast richness of resources, plundered it from aid-money and ruled with cruelty to amass a fortune of several $ billions leaving his people with the debt and poverty. “Our best friend in Africa”, according to Bush, G. (SEE: Greed, CIA).
Monopoly: What all captains of industry are fanatically for, while officially being devoted to competition. M. is obtained by buying, take overs, amalgamating and share manipulation.
Mossadeq: Democratically elected Prime Minister of Iran until he was toppled by coup engineered by CIA and British MI6 in 53 when he wanted to nationalize the British oil company that operated in Iran in order to let the country enjoy the proceeds of its own resources. The Shah was restored to power, leading to repression, massive arms sales from US, 80 % foreign ownership of the oil company and, logically in the end, popular counter-reaction that resulted in the Mullahs taking power. (SEE: CIA, Oil, Blowback, Shah).
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National Interest: 1) Legitimate goal to pursue if done within internationally agreed frameworks and agreements. 2) Illegitimate goal to pursue by intervention, intimidation, bombing, destabilization, blackmail, coercion or other means frowned upon by the international community.
National Security: 1) Excessively used rubber stamp in Foreign, State and Defence ministries, used to mark embarrasing papers concerning political stupidity, mistakes and criminal activity. 2) Most used excuse to avoid answering public´s legitimate questions. (Silliest use so far when senator Scheisskopf ‘R-CAl’ invoked it when ducking journalists wondering: “Why did you pour a bucket of red paint over that naked 16 year old school girl while wearing nothing but a waitress´ apron and high heels and why did you do it on the steps of Capitolium”?).
Nazism: Political persuation for violence-inclined people with an IQ usually below 38, which can be identified by its followers running around in howling groups, wearing uniforms or brown shirts and waving flags. Its agenda/platform is impossible to find out as none of the followers has written one since they are occupied all the time by running around in howling groups, wearing uniforms or brown shirts and waving flags. (SEE: Skinhead).
Neoliberal: Political direction that advocates that all who are well off ought to be more well off.
Neutral: A way to react to conflicts by doing what the dominating part wants, while telling the other one that you are 120% on his side.
Nicaragua: Small county in Central America, where the Sandinistas managed to oust former dictator Somoza in ´78 and started improving the conditions for the people to the horror of USA, who spent almost the next decade terrorizing the Nicaraguans to “persuade” them to change their views. The right-wing Contras, with much assistance from CIA were committing murder daily and money and weapons arrived steadily thanks to CIA. Finally USA´s support of the murderous “freedom fighters” dwindled when Col Oliver North was caught in the act of weapons/money trades with the hated Iranians, and Reagan and the highest military were forced to lie through their teeth in congressional hearings. Nicaragua now after some years under market rule, one of the poorest in the world. (SEE: Irangate, CIA, Reagan, Carter, Somoza).
Nine and Ninety-system: Device created by dishonest businessmen that tricks the consumer to believe that the price is lowered to its limit, while the truth is that they always raise the price to reach the nearest 999 level upwards.
Nixon, Richard M: Former American president who resigned 1972 in order to avoid impeachment for serious crimes. Has so far also succeeded in avoiding getting indicted for his part of the war crimes in Indochine and his involvement in the state coup in Chile. (SEE: CIA, Watergate, Kissinger, Vietnam, Chile Allende).
Noriega, Manuel: Criminally inclined dictator of Panama, helped to power by USA and, in an attack on Panamy City 1989, removed for prison stay in USA. Official excuse for attack that may have claimed 1000s dead Panamanians, was that Noriega´s cokain-business had taken too big proportions (even for US), but probable more true was that US wanted to strengthen its grip on the Canal zone, and perhaps to send a warning to Nicaragua NOT to vote for the Sandinistas in the upcoming elections. (SEE: CIA, USA, Nicaragua).
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OECD (Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development): International organization that protects the economies of the world by warning every country where the unemployment figure threatens to reach a lower level than 10 %.
Oil: 1) Hydrocarbon product used, in a refined state, to propel cars, buses, lorries, trains, planes and electric generators. Oil in its unrefined state was created by countless small life forms having been set under enormous pressure under ground for millions of years and is presently being pumped out of the ground at a rate which will have ended all supplies and untapped reserves in the end of 2040. 2) The reason for which some countries are prepared to eradicate any and all who stand between them and cheap and unlimited access to it. (SEE: USA, Britain, MI6, CIA, OPEC, Hussein, Chavez, Saudi Arabia, Angola).
OPEC: International organization of oil producing countries working for upholding fair prices for the product and not running out of it to soon.
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Palme, Olof: Swedish Prime Minister 70-76 and 82-86. Assassinated by unknown killer 86 who was never apprehended as police investigation was led by incompetent personell, probably cloned from inspector Clouseau. Last Swedish prime minister interested in justice and human liberties. Last Swedish prime minister hated by Washington politicians.
Pamela: Female body in exaggerated form, built of silicone. (SEE: Hollywood).
Persson, Göran: 1) Sweden´s Prime Minister since 1994 who, in contrast to Olof Palme and some other earlier social democrats in Sweden, have forgotten the meaning of words like solidarity and justice and, like most European leaders in modern time, is devoted to the holy market and sucks up to USA
Pinochet: Former dictator in Chile, elevated to power by USA-supported coup in beginning 70s, that removed and killed elected president Allende. (SEE: Allende, CIA, Kissinger, Nixon).
Pilger, John: Australian journalist, maker of documentaries and revealer of public lies from governments of all sorts. Withstanding pressure to turn obedient he upholds journalism´s best traditions of integrity and honesty. (SEE: Journalist, Integrity).
Police: 1) Organization created by government to protect the citizens and their belongings by upholding the law of the land according to agreed principles. 2) Organization growingly specializing in harrassing non-white citizens and protecting rich people and higher officials.
Psychology: Science that has taught us that when we are thinking a thought, the thought we are thinking is not really the thought we think we are thinking, but the thought that makes us think we are thinking the thought we are thinking.
Putin, Vladimir: Russian president who probably has a secure position as long as he doesn´t protest any doings of USA.
Pyramidgame: An ingenious way to create money out of nothing by letting very small investors build up a big fortune by their sheer mass and then moving the proceeds to a tax heaven. (SEE: Stock exchange, Cayman Islands, Lichtenstein, Investor).
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Qantas: Popular airline that John Howard ought to use to leave poor Australia and move to place better suited to him. Like the Himalayas, at 9000 ft. (SEE: Xenophobia).
Quagmire: A place or situation to avoid by making sound deciscions instead of getting caught with the hands in the tiller. (SEE: Vietnam, Afghanistan, Energy policy, Washington DC).
Quantico: Training school for FBI men. (SEE: FBI).
Quarterly: The next such report being the only thing investors really care about.
Queen: 1) Homosexual honorary title. 2) Royal honorary title of person of female gender who rules Britain and the waves after her predecessors losing an empire by being to ruthless and stupid. (SEE: King). 3) Publicity stunt designed by cunning publishers and newsmakers to increase circulation and ratings.
Quid pro quo: You scratch my back and I´ll scratch yours!
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Reagan, Ronald: Former American president who gave Alzheimer´s syndrom a face and the rich people tax-cuts. Ardent warmonger and former “actor” specialized in the horse-opera genre. (SEE: CIA, Irangate, North, Nicaragua, Somoza, Vietnam).
Religion: Belief in real or imagined god that can be expressed by reading the Quoran, the search for nirvana, worshipping the market, or waving American flags. (SEE: God, Bush, Market, Economist).
Respons: Counterreaction or answer to advertisement, attack, abuse, inquires, threat, offer, allegation, experience, caress, kick or tickle.
Rogue State: Each and any country that meet two or more of the following criteria, unless given exception by USA: 1) Plans to build up its defensive or offensive capacita to approach 1 / 500 th of USA´s. 2) Acts aggressively towards “approved” states. 3) Is critical of USA´s world hegemony and rule. 4) Refuses to comply with directions from WTO, WB, IMF, USA or NATO on privatization and deregulation. 5) Is defenceless. 6) Is neither christian nor jewish. 7) Has lots of important raw materials, but wants a fair and honest price for it. 8) Is poor but still anticapitalist. 9) Has Palestinians living within its borders but not in camps. 10) Is, if really stretching the point, maybe, perhaps, planning in a distant future to try to aquire neclear, chemical or biological capability to meet the threat from USA (Israel, Britain excepted). (SEE: Iran, Iraq, Sudan, North Korea, Syrien, Libyen).
Rumsfeld, Donald: American Secretary of Defence. Known for his driving desire to bomb everywhere where there are people who don´t want to sell their oil to USA for peanuts. Rich thanks to his owning stock in the bomb-manufacturing and oil industry.
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Savimbi, Jonas: Former leader for rebel forces of UNITA in Angola until shot by government troops 2002. Supported by US mining and oil industry with money and weapons to protect their interests in ockupied areas. (SEE: Angola, CIA).
Saxophone: Percussion instrument of brass invented by Belgian Adolphe Sax, that produces a clear clock-like tone when struck by metal hammers. Due to oversight of inventor in writing the operating manual, the instrument is often misused by players trying to blow air into it, which produces an unmusical, chainsaw-like tone that in extreme cases can lead to premature loss of hearing. (SEE: Coleman Hawkins, Johnny Hodges, Lester Young, Ben Webster, Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Bill Clinton).
School: Building where kids learn to respect the flag, recognize corporate symbols and take cover at the sound of gunshots.
Schwartzenegger A: Big, hulky robot that resembles a human being and can eradicate an army with his machine-gun, in passing knocking out a few platoons with his bare hands, and then give an example of his brilliant dialogue by uttering “huuuuh?”, “shiit!” and “fuck´em”. (SEE: Hollywood).
Selfdefence: Method of aquiring illusory safety by attacking people of the same belief as someone who has hurt you earlier. Much like going out to kill any Texan since two months ago some other Texan killed your grandfather and dog. (SEE: Sharon, Bush & Bush, Israel, USA).
Shah, Reza Phalawi: Former son of army sergeant. In ´53 elevated to power by CIA and MI6 in order to protect British and American oil interests when elected president Mossadeq wanted to nationalize the industry for the benefit of the Iranians. American and British war industry´s most favored customer since he assured their countries of 80% ownership of the oil. The coup that ousted Mossadeq led to 25 years of torture and repression until the Shah was kicked out in a popular rebellion led by the Mullahs and Khomeiny.
Sharon, Ariel: 1) Israeli Prime Minister and former general, coming of note when performing genocidical activities in Libanon. Noted for coining the expression “Active Selfdefence” which is characterized as violent military attacks aginst all Arabs who might remotely be suspected of objecting to Israel´s occupation of Palestinian areas in violation of resolution 242 in U.N. (SEE: Arafat, Israel, War Criminal). 2) War criminal.
Skinhead: Usually young person who has removed his (seldom her) hair (on the head) in order to demonstrate their stand politically. Unfortunately they often forget to write this on the head and their views are thus hid from being known.
Social Competence: The ability to survive human company by sucking up and being deferrent to the more dominant and by acting ruthless and hard towards the lower placed. S.C. is a collective expression for what was earlier more aptly termed “Asslicking” and “Asskicking” as descriptions of behaviour.
Somoza: Former dictator in Nicaragua, known for his terror and cruelty and supported by USA. S. was ousted in ´78 by the Sandinistas with great popular support, leading to almost a decennium of murder and violence when USA, with the help of CIA and local murder squads, Contras, by Reagan called “freedom fighters”, tried to get rid of him. (SEE: Irangate, Contras, Reagan, Carter, Nicaragua).
Stability: A state of forced tranquility, when political leaders and the Market are not disturbed by the common people, but can rule without interference. S. is most often reached by using an efficient and repressive police and military.
Suharto: Former dictator of Indonesia known for the murder of ½ to 1 million countrymen with support and weapons from USA, after having been helped to power by CIA-supported coup in ´65. Led for more than 30 years one of the world´s most corrupt regimes until he was forced from power by massive popular resistance. (SEE: CIA, Bush G, Sukarno).
Sukarno: Legal and popular President of Indonesia, who was considered too soft on the communists by USA and therefore was kicked out in a coup to be replaced by corrupt murderer General Suharto. (SEE: Suharto, CIA, Bush G).
Sweatshop: Workplace in less developed countries, working to supply western companies, where the wages, working-conditions, and safety measures are close to nonexistant. (SEE: Nike, Adidas, etc).
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Taliban: Fundamentalist applier of Islamic justice according to the Quoran. Fanatical believer in a way that can only be compared with neoliberal economists but, unlike most of these, opponent to shaving (by men). (SEE: Terrorist, Bin Laden, Economist).
Target: Anyone who happens to be in front of American guns without waving a flag and singing “Hail to the chief”.
Teenager: Young person, usually 12-18, who will sleep until 2 p.m. if not kicked out of bed earlier, and is willing to spend two hours to argue why he/she shouldn´t have to perform a task that takes five minutes as it would infringe on his/her leizure time.
Terrorist: Every non-American who is opposed to USA hegemony and rule, and speaks or dresses in an Arabic way.
Tobacco: Substance containing toxic nicotine that is chewed or smoked in expensive form and usually inhaled, supplied by tobacco companies and possible to sell freely since it causes millions of deaths and brings in massive revenues in tax that can then be used to give the tobacco companies corporate welfare, so they can produce more of it to bring in more tax revenue that can be sent back in the form of corporate welfare, so they . . . . . .
Tobin, J: “Nobelprize” winner in economics, who formulated an idea that all those billions, that float around the globe for purely speculative reasons and cause great damage to society, ought to be taxed. The suggested tax rate of 0,5 % is by the speculators considered outrageous and hence the tax will probable not come into effect. To add to the trouble, there is no clear plan what the estimated proceeds of $ 300 Bn would be used for or who would decide over it. (SEE: Tobin Tax, Investor).
TV: 1) Furniturially religious object of devotion that is known to have turned a thinking individual into a moronic accepter of political and entertainmential stupidities. 2) Best brainwashing contraption ever invented for commercial and political use. (SEE: FOX, Hollywood, Pamela, Schwartzenegger).
Tycoon: 1) If you earn less than $ 100 Bn a year, don´t even bother with the answer. 2) Friend of the Bush clan. (SEE: Bush & Bush, Kennedy, Rotschild, Carnegie, Rockefeller).
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United Nations (U.N.): International body, consisting of more than 185 members, supposed to set some rules on the behaviour of national states, but usually unable to do so as USA constantly freezes its part of the funding and blocks its decisions by voting against everybody else, except Israel and/or Britain and perhaps one rogue state. (SEE: Israel, USA, Rogue State).
University: Educational establishment, that produces young people prepared to start and lead a revolution, unless they are economists, in which case they develope an unfailing belief in weird theories and the Market. (SEE: God, Mammon, Religion, Economist).
USA: Country formed by revolutionaries against the British reign in order to be able to preach their stern religions and develope cults of gun fanatics and money worshippers. It is considered a leading country for the world as it has managed to produce more millionaires per sq. foot, more moronic entertainment, and more expensive lethal toys for the military than all others, even taken by the dozens. That the price for this progress have been 30.000.000 living in poverty, 10 % of the grown population in jail and the highest illiteracy in the western world, makes the temptation for conservative and neoliberal parties elsewhere to follow the example even greater. Most aggressive country in the world, that has made, more or less violently, interventions in 66 countries and bombed 26, since WWII, most often in commie-paranoia or to persuade others to introduce capitalistic rule under “market economy”, or, as it is often concealed “freedom and democracy”. Has world record in refusing international cooperation and voted consistantly “NO” in U.N. when almost everyone else voted “YES”. (SEE: Almost everywhere in the dictionary, including under your chair, since above country has a tendency to spy on everyone all the time!!!).
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Venezuela: Oil rich South American nation noted for its great feat of electing a democratic president solely for the purpose of causing high blood pressure in Washington DC, Langley and Pentagon.
Vietnam: Small people-rich country in S-E Asia. Earlier French colony and during more than 20 years the arena for brutal aggression by USA, with imagined commie-threat as excuse. After 1-2 million dead Asians, destroyed economy and Agent Orange-poisoned soil, USA brought their troops back and “peace” was signed ´73. One of the war´s driving engines, Kissinger, was rewarded with Nobel´s Peace Prize by a temporarily deranged Norwegian parliament-committee. (SEE: Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnsson LB, Nixon, Kissinger, USA).
Victory: Result of NOT starting a war!
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War Criminal: Leader or subordinate, guilty of responsibility for mass killings and atrocities. (SEE: Nixon, Kissinger, Reagan, Bush & Bush, Clinton, Blair, Milosevic, Hitler, Göring, Eichmann, Stalin).
Wobble: Quick movement from one side to the other, (or one standpoint to another, depending on popularity ratings). (SEE: Government, Politicians).
World Bank: An establishment that helps small countries that needs economical support provided those countries in future pays high interest rates and conforms exactly the Word Bank´s wishes. (USA-dominated). (SEE: IMF).
WTO (World Trade Organization): An organization that strives to make trade between counties easier by allowing the poor countries to sell cheap raw-materials to the rich ones and in return buy their expensive technical products and medicines and for pocket money take care of their nuclear and poisonous waste. (US-run!). (SEE: CIA, IMF, WTO, WB).
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Xenophobia: Fear of foreigners or those who look differently than yourself. One of the diseases that seem to affect people with shaved heads to an extraordinary degree).
Xerox: Inventor of photo-coping machines that makes it possible to virtually multiply anything including those $ 3 bills you got by the guy who bought your clock.
Xylophone: Unmusical instrument (as all instruments are since they can´t compose) that gets hit a lot more than it deserves.
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Youth: The time when you belive everything your pals say and nothing that your parents and teachers say. The time when you should have done all the things you worked like a madman to be able to afford later.
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Zealot: Person who doesn't know when enough is enough and pursues his beliefs at any price, (for anyone). (SEE: Fanatic, Taliban, Economist, Bush & Co, Fundamentalist).
Zebra: Decorative skin in front of the fireplace.
Air Expeditionary Group stationed in Kuwait who conduct flights and bombing missions on Iraq, Agence France Press, 19th January 2000).